12.06.2005

DC Conspiracy: The Movie

On my personal website today I used this online facial recognition program to cast an eventual The Defenders movie. I then wondered who would be in the cast for the eventual DC Conspiracy movie so I had some fun with our pictures.

First off, our fearless leader Matt:

Will be played by the charming John Edwards. Deborah Orgel:

The sultry Scarlett Johansson, of course. What about Evan and Jacob:

Even though I was hoping William Atherton would come up it appears that Evan would be played by Elton John. Jacob would be played by famous (but deceased) molecular biologist Rosalind Franklin. Funny man Chris Piers:

Will be played by serious revolutionary and French writer Emile Zola. Monica would apparently insert some pop flare into the movie:

By being played by Mariah Carey. Of course there is also Monica's husband, Bram:

Easily the sexiest man amongst us with Friend's star Matt LeBlanc filling his shoes. Jeff would come by once every five scenes and be played by:

Physicist Freeman Dyson. Our law student in training, Andrew, would sizzle up the screen when he’s cast as:

Sexy golfer Annika Sorenstam. And the, of course, there’s me:

Being played by up-and-coming French actress Audrey Tautou. And there you have it – I’m in touch with their people (except the dead ones) and we’ll start production in February.